my my.. it has begun...
gua igt gua takkan buat menda nih... sighh... tapi tepakser bai.. sebab nyer gua takder menda nak buat kat opis.. ok the its not that takder menda as in takder job ker.. ader laa.. tapi cam lu kena buat slow slow sebab in one day ader 8 hrs lu kena duduk kat kerusi nih.. n damn.. its not even comfy.. kusyen pun keras.. so on few occasions kena laa pegi toilet atau bangun sebab bontot sakit.. jadik kena laa siapkan keja tuh plan plan.. maknenyer lagi byk keja diorg bagi gua sebenanyer lagik produktif laa gua.. lagik skit keja diorg bagi lagik tak produktif laa gua.. gua tak tau org lain laa.. setengah org pegi ofis bole layan dvd.. (yer ini mmg ditujukan utk semua geng padang jawa....) gua tatau batu laa.. mayb kat tempat die takde tv.. (yer jin.. lu laa nih) atau server die tak penah barang.... (yer bob ngan botak).... wat the dxyk....
semalam after office sebab gua malas nak balik umah gua spend some time pegi lepak kat IKEA.. its xmas laa.. so kena usha skit xmas tree n deco.. kakakkkkaaakakka.. not that i will buy 'em or anythin sajer ajer nak tgk org org yg beli.. rupenyer kat check out counter mmg ader this one chinese dude.. mmg die beli siap ngan pokok pokok... shit full 2 trolleys.. wonder how much he spend.. n how many jordans u can get wit that kinda a money... not so money kat malaysia kot.. tapi byk woo kat queenway.. kakakakakaka... ok i was alone wit my work shirt n sneakers.. n was lookin really good kot sebab ade 2 group of awek tak abis abis usha gua.. kakakakakkkak.. let me be frank though.. chicks akan check u out for sum reasons.. mainly.. lu luper nak zipper lepas kencing.. atau lu nampak really familiar becoz she has a fren n fren n fren.. or she saw u on the internet... (gua tatau on frenster atau website biru.. kakakakaak) or she pity u sebab jalan sengsorang... atau for sum reason she finds u attractive... ok gua tak kesah reason lain.. wat would be my main concern is the zipper.. so everytime cam ader pompuan pandang gua.. the 1st thing gua kena buat.. look down.. make sure gua dah zip dah... bukan masalah sgt kalo lu pakai underware.. tapi kalo lu member gua yg selalu tak pakai bahya sial.. tapi die selalu pakai seluar jerut so mayb dengan cara tuh die dpt elakkan daripada menda menda cam nih jadik laa.....
kepada loser loser sekalian.. IKEA is a good place to finds chick... apsal?.. sebab mmg ader chick kat sini pun.. pastu gua rase bagus laa lu tgk chick yg concern pasal nak umah die cantek.. gua suker awek yg nak umah die cantek.. lu tak suker?.... jadik kepada kengkawan gua yg single (lu tau siapa lu sial).. baik lu org lepak sini hari hari sebab lu bole makan karipap sambil lepak ajer kat check out counter.. pastuh satu dua kali masuk dlm pusing 2-3 round.. lepak balik.. pastuh pusing balik.. gua tau kalo gua single mmg gua buat sial menda menda camtuh.. n kepada batu.. katil lu dah sold out sial..kakakkakkaa.. n gua did check out the real thing upstairs.. katil tuh mmg gangsta sial.. bodo aa lu tak angkat.. tgk kan dah abis kena jual.. kepada jin.. fuck the sale sial.. IKEA has this promotion of givin out two item every day with the self-proclaim "insane" price... butooo.. harga die mayb ok.. (yer laa mura laa dari biase).. but the stuffs.. whack sial.. i can only fins 3 things that i really want.. lain tah hape hape.. come on man.. throw laa all the sofas into the mix ker.. from 3K to 1K.. its a season of giving maaa..... ini lu bagi soft toys?... kalo soft toys but a different kind lain laa.. kakakkakakka.....
semalam after office sebab gua malas nak balik umah gua spend some time pegi lepak kat IKEA.. its xmas laa.. so kena usha skit xmas tree n deco.. kakakkkkaaakakka.. not that i will buy 'em or anythin sajer ajer nak tgk org org yg beli.. rupenyer kat check out counter mmg ader this one chinese dude.. mmg die beli siap ngan pokok pokok... shit full 2 trolleys.. wonder how much he spend.. n how many jordans u can get wit that kinda a money... not so money kat malaysia kot.. tapi byk woo kat queenway.. kakakakakaka... ok i was alone wit my work shirt n sneakers.. n was lookin really good kot sebab ade 2 group of awek tak abis abis usha gua.. kakakakakkkak.. let me be frank though.. chicks akan check u out for sum reasons.. mainly.. lu luper nak zipper lepas kencing.. atau lu nampak really familiar becoz she has a fren n fren n fren.. or she saw u on the internet... (gua tatau on frenster atau website biru.. kakakakaak) or she pity u sebab jalan sengsorang... atau for sum reason she finds u attractive... ok gua tak kesah reason lain.. wat would be my main concern is the zipper.. so everytime cam ader pompuan pandang gua.. the 1st thing gua kena buat.. look down.. make sure gua dah zip dah... bukan masalah sgt kalo lu pakai underware.. tapi kalo lu member gua yg selalu tak pakai bahya sial.. tapi die selalu pakai seluar jerut so mayb dengan cara tuh die dpt elakkan daripada menda menda cam nih jadik laa.....
kepada loser loser sekalian.. IKEA is a good place to finds chick... apsal?.. sebab mmg ader chick kat sini pun.. pastu gua rase bagus laa lu tgk chick yg concern pasal nak umah die cantek.. gua suker awek yg nak umah die cantek.. lu tak suker?.... jadik kepada kengkawan gua yg single (lu tau siapa lu sial).. baik lu org lepak sini hari hari sebab lu bole makan karipap sambil lepak ajer kat check out counter.. pastuh satu dua kali masuk dlm pusing 2-3 round.. lepak balik.. pastuh pusing balik.. gua tau kalo gua single mmg gua buat sial menda menda camtuh.. n kepada batu.. katil lu dah sold out sial..kakakkakkaa.. n gua did check out the real thing upstairs.. katil tuh mmg gangsta sial.. bodo aa lu tak angkat.. tgk kan dah abis kena jual.. kepada jin.. fuck the sale sial.. IKEA has this promotion of givin out two item every day with the self-proclaim "insane" price... butooo.. harga die mayb ok.. (yer laa mura laa dari biase).. but the stuffs.. whack sial.. i can only fins 3 things that i really want.. lain tah hape hape.. come on man.. throw laa all the sofas into the mix ker.. from 3K to 1K.. its a season of giving maaa..... ini lu bagi soft toys?... kalo soft toys but a different kind lain laa.. kakakkakakka.....
posted by kenit at 5:16 PM
4 Comments:
at last, si pendek dah mulakan career dia sebagai blogger...kalau sesaper nak tau...si pendek memnag suke usha awek2 kat IKEA...but the weird parts is, everytime awek usha dia, dia akan ckp kat org yg ikut dia gi, 'sial ar awek tuh asik usha2 gua, kalau nak datang sinih kat gua ar, baru gua kasik kad.....' quote Si Pendek....then dia gelak...gua rasa dia ngan Batu tak byk beza....still sama...SI Batu ckp dia cute, Si Pendek ckp dia ensem, the fact is diorang akan tgk aje, tapi tak buat aper2....sorry ar Kenit......kakakakkakakakakak...
So kepada Si Pendek...gua rasa lu takyah ar gi IKEA...lu bukan beli aper2 pon....buang masa sial....lagi satu...lu punyer pasal ari tuh gua tak dapat makan karipap.....gua salah kan lu sial......butoooo arrrrrr..............
slamats...
- Jin -
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